Sat 15 Jul 2006
Daily imagery on my MySpace!
Mon 5 Jun 2006
Meme from Ezma:
Bold the ones you’ve read
1. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
2. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger
3. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy – Douglas Adams
4. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald
5. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6. The Time Traveler’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
7. His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
8. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter 6) – J.K. Rowling
9. Life of Pi – Yann Martel
10. Animal Farm: A Fairy Story – George Orwell
11. Catch-22 – Joseph Heller
12. The Hobbit – J. R. R. Tolkien
13. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
14. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
15. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
16. 1984 – George Orwell
17. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Book 3) – J.K. Rowling
18. One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
19. Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
20. The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
21. The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
22. Slaughterhouse 5 – Kurt Vonnegut
23. Angels and Demons – Dan Brown
24. Fight Club – Chuck Palahniuk
25. Neuromancer – William Gibson
26. Cryptonomicon – Neal Stephenson
27. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
28. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess
29. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
30. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
31. American Gods – Neil Gaiman
32. Ender’s Game (The Ender Saga) – Orson Scott Card
33. Snow Crash – Neal Stephenson (not yet… but i will.)
34. A Prayer for Owen Meany – John Irving
35. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe – C.S. Lewis
36. Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides
37. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
38. The Lord of the Rings – J. R. R. Tolkien
39. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
40. Good Omens – Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman
41. Atonement – Ian McEwan
42. The Shadow Of The Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
43. The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway
44. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
45. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
46. Dune – Frank Herbert
47. Me Talk Pretty One Day – David Sedaris
48. Tales of the City – Armistead Maupin
49. Getting Over It – Anna Maxted
50. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain
Sat 3 Jun 2006
Hello! when I fart, giant PARTIES come out, and then I exert the mighty might of my laxative-empowered model-anus and SUCK THEM BACK IN!

Sat 22 Oct 2005
“Hey, Mom”
“Yeah?”
“Can I eat your face?”
“What? Can you eat my face?”
“Yeah”
“What would I do without a face though?”
“Dress up as a penguin”
Mon 17 Oct 2005
: Dave was supposed to be visiting for about a week, but couldn’t make it because he had an accident involving his arm, in which he dangled from it and likely tore a ligament.
: Enid will be celebrating Halloween as a ballerina/fairy/princess of the pinkest caliber.
: I’m still unsure what I’m going to be. I wanted to be a sailor, but haven’t seen a costume. I think it would be funny to dress as Juan Valdez at work, mustache and all.
: We should be moving into an apartment by this time next month. Yay!